Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty.
This much we pledge—and more. -JFK
An actual conversation that took place Tuesday afternoon between a coworker and the 70+ year old husband of our cleaning lady. His nickname is cabbage, and I have no idea why, and he comes in to help his wife clean.
Coworker: "Hey cabbage, you got it hard today?" Cabbage: "I almost did this morning."
Me: uncontrollable laughter.
And that is why I love old people. You never know what they're going to say.