I Increased My Carbon Footprint
I'm having one of those "Now why didn't I think of that?" moments. Carbon Credit Killers.

See pictures of a tree being murdered here.
h/t IMAO.
Do We Really Kill Trees?My father's birthday is coming up. I think this would make a great gift.
The short answer is "Yes". We run a burgeoning business of clearing trees from grasslands so the Antelope won’t be scared. As silly as that previous sentence sounds it is the truth. So, you can have a clear conscience that you removed a terror inducing tree in an effort to improve the antelope state of mind – which makes them better targets during hunting season. Although we don’t completely follow the logic of the game and fish department on this, we go along with it.

See pictures of a tree being murdered here.
h/t IMAO.