I'm Promoting A Calorie Neutral Lifestyle
Here's how it works:
- You buy all the candy bars, soft drinks, and McDonald's your little heart desires
- For every dollar you invest in junk, you send $1 to
- My company invests that money into R&D projects as well as fitness centers and weight loss clinics.
- The projects funded by your money will help others to reduce calorie consumption elsewhere, thus reducing your calorie footprint, or in some cases, making you completely calorie neutral.
There you have it. For a small investment, which can be automatically deducted from your checking account, I will help to reduce the calorie footprint of every American, those reducing the obesity problem we have been experiencing over the last twenty years.
Now someone please pass this on to Al Gore, because he has obviously been consuming more than his fair share of calories since
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