A Missed Opportunity
Charlize Theron, who is smoking hot, raised $140,000 for charity recently. I think she could have made a lot more, but I'll explain that in a minute. She was auctioning off
"a 2010 trip to South Africa that included World Cup tickets, a safari and a meet-and-greet with Nelson Mandela."Bidding stalled at $37,000, which didn't make her very happy, considering Jeremy Piven had just raised $280,000. To sweeten the pot, she offered the chance to kiss her for 7 seconds for $130,000. However, the winning bid went to a woman who bid $140,000. This is where she totally missed the boat. She should have immediately followed it with an auction to watch the two of them make out. Of course, she would have had to kiss the woman a little longer than 20 seconds, and there should have been some groping.
She could have made a LOT more money that way.
H/T to my lovely wife for sending me the link.
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