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Friday, June 27 

What Would We Do Without Experts?

Just in case you wondered why men are more randy during the summer months, the Fox sexpert has it all figured out for you.
But what is it about the summer season that makes us so much more aroused?

There are a number of reasons summertime awakens one's libido. Males, in particular, respond greatly to external, visual triggers, like the sudden influx of women in bikinis, sundresses, mini-skirts and halter-tops.
I know that, like me, you are all shocked, SHOCKED! I tell you, to hear that men get aroused when they see beautiful, scantily clad women running around, but there it is in black and white. And it was on the internet, so it has to be true.

She also babbles on about something about sunlight and hormones and a few other things. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention after hearing women in bikinis. I started daydreaming and kind of forgot what I was doing.

And for any of you morons out there who don't have girlfriends, you can look at all the nekid women you want at Attu Girls. But remember, there is not a single thing on that site that is even remotely safe for work, so you've been warned.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to call my girlfriend and see what she's doing later. I have visions of her in a bikini.. but not for long.

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