Frankly Speaking

A school cafeteria worker has resigned her close to $6k a year part-time job because she used to be a pr0n star.

When Tuck's past was revealed in November some parents in the school district, as well as the board of education president, wanted her fired, but district officials were advised by their lawyers and those from the New Jersey School Board Association they had no legal grounds to terminate the 32-year-old from her $5,772-a-year part-time job.

My question, if someone who looks like the woman pictured above comes in looking for a job, how do you NOT know that she was a pr0n star? I mean, seriously, have you ever seen a school cafeteria lunch lady with gunns like that?

I'm willing to bet that the boys of that school are very sad following her resignation. I also don't think she should have lost her job just because she took it in the ass on camera a couple of times. I've worked for a school district before, and believe me, there are plenty of school employees doing that for free on a regular basis. And some even with consenting adults.

My favorite quote of the whole article, though, is this one.

At the time, Vineland School District Superintendent Charles Ottinger released a statement saying, "It's one thing if it's an illegal activity, because that would come up in the check. There is no way for us to know if a person is involved in these types of activities."

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"If this is about morality, our president-elect has admitted to doing crack, and he's our president. Does that make him a bad person?" Tuck said in November, referring to one of Barack Obama's books, in which he admits trying cocaine. "Bill Clinton smoked pot. Does that make him a bad person?" (emphasis mine)

Labels: obamessiah, pointless silliness, rise and fall of American culture