One Ring To Find Them All And Point Out What Giant Nerds They Are
Something for the elf-loving, Tolkien fan, the LOTR Tungsten Carbide, Elf Love Ring.
"One ring to show our loveThe only thing that would make you look like a bigger nerd is wearing pointy elf ears and a robe while proposing with this ring.
One ring to bind us
One ring to seal our love
And forever to entwine us"
Labels: pointless silliness
